Author: Ironic Commando
Express Lane for Non-Texting Drivers Goes Completely Unnoticed
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI – The new express lane for drivers who refrain from texting while driving has failed to attract…
A Tribute to the Most “Conservative” Onion Headlines
In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? Adorable 23-Year-Old Yelling About Economic Injustice Must…
Taco Bell Pledges 100% Cage-Free Customers by 2020
IRVINE, CA – In a bold announcement certain to send ripples throughout the quick service restaurant industry, Taco Bell has…
Merger of Blockbuster and BlackBerry into “BlockBerry” Creates World’s Most Valuable Corporation
WATERLOO, ONTARIO — Amid rumors that once-dominant video rental chain Blockbuster would close all remaining 300 stores, smartphone maker BlackBerry…
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