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Author: Ironic Commando
Sun Fails After Receiving Loan Guarantees from U.S. Government
SUN – The 4.5 billion-year-old star at the center of our solar system has cooled and shriveled into a white…
All New Apple Devices Will Be Sold Exclusively To Existing Apple Devices
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple, Inc. announced today that the consumer technology company will cease marketing to humans and begin developing…
Congress Passes Horrific GREEN Act Just Because They Like The Acronym
WASHINGTON, DC – The House of Representatives has passed by a narrow margin the Global Reengineering of Everything Everywhere Now (“GREEN”) Act largely due to the…
GOP Devastated As Straw Men, Racists Defect To Form Third Party
Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – Republican leaders from around the country are expressing anxiety about their electoral future in the wake…
New Punctuation Mark Denotes Sincerity
ST. LOUIS – A graphic design firm has introduced a new punctuation mark intended to denote expressions of sincerity in…
Obama Horrified To Discover Vast Underground Non-Green Economy
ELYRIA, OHIO – In a visit to a factory of football helmet maker Riddell, President Barack Obama was shocked and horrified…