Global Temperatures Plummet After Leonardo DiCaprio Downgrades to Mid-Sized Private Jet for Solo Flight to Maui Rejected by the Babylon Bee Global Temperatures Plummet After Leonardo DiCaprio Downgrades to Mid-Sized Private Jet for Solo Flight to Maui Ironic Commando July 30, 2022 161 Read More
United Airlines Threatens To Operate In Russia If Putin Does Not Withdraw Forces From Ukraine Rejected by the Babylon Bee United Airlines Threatens To Operate In Russia If Putin Does Not Withdraw Forces From Ukraine Ironic Commando March 7, 2022 316 Read More
As Energy Industry Collapses, Russian Economy Retools For Production Of Very Long Tables Rejected by the Babylon Bee As Energy Industry Collapses, Russian Economy Retools For Production Of Very Long Tables Ironic Commando March 7, 2022 267 Read More
1970s Singer-Songwriter Demands Bermuda-Domiciled Limited Partnership To Which He/She Sold Securitized Royalties Relinquish Its Rights Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1970s Singer-Songwriter Demands Bermuda-Domiciled Limited Partnership To Which He/She Sold Securitized Royalties Relinquish Its Rights Ironic Commando February 4, 2022 360 Read More
Neil Young Demands Spotify Remove Joe Rogan Podcast, Turn Volume Down, Play 1940s Radio Plays, So He Can Fall Asleep Rejected by the Babylon Bee Neil Young Demands Spotify Remove Joe Rogan Podcast, Turn Volume Down, Play 1940s Radio Plays, So He Can Fall Asleep Ironic Commando January 25, 2022 281 Read More
Ultra-Woke Man Wants You To Recognize His Preferred Third Person Plural Independent Possessive Pronoun Rejected by the Babylon Bee Ultra-Woke Man Wants You To Recognize His Preferred Third Person Plural Independent Possessive Pronoun Ironic Commando June 19, 2021 295 Read More
New Pfizer COVID Vaccine Retains Efficacy While Liberals Endlessly Debate Which Minority Communities To Prioritize Rejected by the Babylon Bee New Pfizer COVID Vaccine Retains Efficacy While Liberals Endlessly Debate Which Minority Communities To Prioritize Ironic Commando February 23, 2021 333 Read More
Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Rejected by the Babylon Bee Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Ironic Commando February 18, 2021 286 Read More
Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Rejected by the Babylon Bee Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Ironic Commando September 20, 2020 272 Read More
Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Rejected by the Babylon Bee Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Ironic Commando September 7, 2020 276 Read More
