Rejected by the Babylon Bee San Francisco Startup Introduces Next Generation Aerial Taxi That Will Avoid 100% More Heroin Needles And Human Feces Ironic CommandoMay 20, 2021December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee New Pfizer COVID Vaccine Retains Efficacy While Liberals Endlessly Debate Which Minority Communities To Prioritize Ironic CommandoFebruary 23, 2021March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Ironic CommandoFebruary 18, 2021March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Health Experts Recommend Gatherings Be Limited To 10 Democrats moogrogueNovember 13, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee John Legend Threatens To Leave Restaurant If Patrons Won’t Listen To Him Loudly Denounce Their Values moogrogueSeptember 27, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Ironic CommandoSeptember 27, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Ironic CommandoSeptember 20, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Ironic CommandoSeptember 7, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Ironic CommandoAugust 29, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Ironic CommandoAugust 26, 2020December 28, 2022