In related news, Bill Maher has joined the Norwegian national ballet.

SUPER-SECRET HIDING PLACE – Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, whose website has published large volumes of classified video and documents leaked from the United States military, refuses to reveal the source of his pathological insecurity and need to feel important.

Assange, whose propagandic work has revealed the names and locations of Afghan informants and generally endangered the lives of Americans and our allies, was quoted as saying something or other about “truth” and “light of day” or some stupid bullshit.