Rejected by the Babylon Bee Health Experts Recommend Gatherings Be Limited To 10 Democrats moogrogueNovember 13, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee John Legend Threatens To Leave Restaurant If Patrons Won’t Listen To Him Loudly Denounce Their Values moogrogueSeptember 27, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Ironic CommandoSeptember 27, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Ironic CommandoSeptember 20, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Ironic CommandoSeptember 7, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Ironic CommandoAugust 29, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Ironic CommandoAugust 26, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Movement To Revoke Term Limits As Stacey Abrams Concludes Wildly Successful Second Term As President Ironic CommandoAugust 16, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump’s New Fiscal Stimulus Will Be In Form Of Mar-a-Lago Resort Credits Ironic CommandoJuly 27, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Biden Discusses His Own Cognitive Test Performance: Each Answer Is “Applesauce” Ironic CommandoJuly 23, 2020March 31, 2022