Rejected by the Babylon Bee CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Ironic CommandoAugust 26, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Movement To Revoke Term Limits As Stacey Abrams Concludes Wildly Successful Second Term As President Ironic CommandoAugust 16, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump’s New Fiscal Stimulus Will Be In Form Of Mar-a-Lago Resort Credits Ironic CommandoJuly 27, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Biden Discusses His Own Cognitive Test Performance: Each Answer Is “Applesauce” Ironic CommandoJuly 23, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Karens Join Protests After Confusing ‘Defund Police’ With ‘Refund Please’ Ironic CommandoJuly 18, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee New York Times Editorial So Far Left It Only Partially Appears In Print Ironic CommandoJuly 17, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Portland Traffic Brought To Standstill As Protesters Simultaneously Call Their Parents To Pick Them Up Ironic CommandoJuly 7, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Neil Young Will Spend Trump Event Music Royalties On His Least Favorite Vacation Home Ironic CommandoJuly 7, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Gov. Andrew Cuomo Depicts COVID Cases With Mountain Of Corpses From NY Nursing Homes Ironic CommandoJune 30, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Woke Activists Replace Statues Of Lincoln, Washington With Infinitely Dense Black Holes Containing Every Possible Grievance Ironic CommandoJune 25, 2020March 31, 2022
