Congress Passes Horrific GREEN Act Just Because They Like The Acronym
WASHINGTON, DC – The House of Representatives has passed by a narrow margin the Global Reengineering of Everything Everywhere Now (“GREEN”) Act largely due to the…
WASHINGTON, DC – The House of Representatives has passed by a narrow margin the Global Reengineering of Everything Everywhere Now (“GREEN”) Act largely due to the…
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