Rejected by the Babylon Bee Hamas Releases API That Enables NY Times and CNN to Publish Unedited Real-Time Updates from Gaza Ironic CommandoNovember 15, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Hamas Expresses Gratitude As Israeli Airstrikes Hasten Gaza’s Return To The Dark Ages moogrogueOctober 17, 2023November 15, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Terrified Students Seek Refuge From Pro-Hamas Rallies, But Campus Safe Spaces Fully Booked By Those Traumatized By Dinesh D’Souza Flyer Ironic CommandoOctober 16, 2023November 14, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee College Campuses’ Focus on Microaggressions Leads to Blind Spot on Macroaggressions Ironic CommandoOctober 16, 2023November 15, 2023
Uncategorized Desperate to Stem Market Share Losses, Anheuser-Busch Names Kid Rock Chairman and CEO Ironic CommandoAugust 3, 2023November 14, 2023
Uncategorized Bud Light Celebrates Narrow Win Over Warm Urine in Latest Beer Rankings: “We’re Back!” Ironic CommandoJuly 11, 2023November 14, 2023
Uncategorized Putin Withdraws Forces from Ukraine After Joy Behar Retweets Video of Celebrities Signing “Give Peace a Chance” Ironic CommandoJanuary 12, 2023January 12, 2023
Uncategorized In Cost-Cutting Move, Google Will Limit Virtue Signaling to 30 Mbps Ironic CommandoDecember 28, 2022January 1, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Global Temperatures Plummet After Leonardo DiCaprio Downgrades to Mid-Sized Private Jet for Flight to Maui Ironic CommandoJuly 30, 2022November 14, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee United Airlines Threatens To Operate In Russia If Putin Does Not Withdraw Forces From Ukraine Ironic CommandoMarch 7, 2022March 31, 2022
