Rejected by the Babylon Bee Hamas Releases API That Enables NY Times and CNN to Publish Unedited Real-Time Updates from Gaza Ironic CommandoNovember 15, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Hamas Expresses Gratitude As Israeli Airstrikes Hasten Gaza’s Return To The Dark Ages moogrogueOctober 17, 2023November 15, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Terrified Students Seek Refuge From Pro-Hamas Rallies, But Campus Safe Spaces Fully Booked By Those Traumatized By Dinesh D’Souza Flyer Ironic CommandoOctober 16, 2023November 14, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee College Campuses’ Focus on Microaggressions Leads to Blind Spot on Macroaggressions Ironic CommandoOctober 16, 2023November 15, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Global Temperatures Plummet After Leonardo DiCaprio Downgrades to Mid-Sized Private Jet for Flight to Maui Ironic CommandoJuly 30, 2022November 14, 2023
Rejected by the Babylon Bee United Airlines Threatens To Operate In Russia If Putin Does Not Withdraw Forces From Ukraine Ironic CommandoMarch 7, 2022March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee As Energy Industry Collapses, Russian Economy Retools For Production Of Very Long Tables Ironic CommandoMarch 7, 2022March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1970s Singer-Songwriter Demands Bermuda-Domiciled Limited Partnership To Which He/She Sold Securitized Royalties Relinquish Its Rights Ironic CommandoFebruary 4, 2022March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Neil Young Demands Spotify Remove Joe Rogan Podcast, Turn Volume Down, Play 1940s Radio Plays, So He Can Fall Asleep Ironic CommandoJanuary 25, 2022March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Ultra-Woke Man Wants You To Recognize His Preferred Third Person Plural Independent Possessive Pronoun Ironic CommandoJune 19, 2021March 31, 2022