SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Apple, Inc. CEO Steve Jobs announced today the launch of the hotly-anticipated “iPad.” The device, which resembles a diaper or sanitary pad, helps technology enthusiasts avoid soiling themselves with excitement during the launch of a new Apple product.
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