Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Rejected by the Babylon Bee Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Ironic Commando February 18, 2021 410 Read More
Health Experts Recommend Gatherings Be Limited To 10 Democrats Rejected by the Babylon Bee Health Experts Recommend Gatherings Be Limited To 10 Democrats moogrogue November 13, 2020 80 Read More
John Legend Threatens To Leave Restaurant If Patrons Won’t Listen To Him Loudly Denounce Their Values Rejected by the Babylon Bee John Legend Threatens To Leave Restaurant If Patrons Won’t Listen To Him Loudly Denounce Their Values moogrogue September 27, 2020 68 Read More
Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Ironic Commando September 27, 2020 66 Read More
Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Rejected by the Babylon Bee Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Ironic Commando September 20, 2020 374 Read More
Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Rejected by the Babylon Bee Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Ironic Commando September 7, 2020 381 Read More
1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Ironic Commando August 29, 2020 306 Read More
CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Rejected by the Babylon Bee CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Ironic Commando August 26, 2020 71 Read More
Movement To Revoke Term Limits As Stacey Abrams Concludes Wildly Successful Second Term As President Rejected by the Babylon Bee Movement To Revoke Term Limits As Stacey Abrams Concludes Wildly Successful Second Term As President Ironic Commando August 16, 2020 278 Read More
Trump’s New Fiscal Stimulus Will Be In Form Of Mar-a-Lago Resort Credits Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump’s New Fiscal Stimulus Will Be In Form Of Mar-a-Lago Resort Credits Ironic Commando July 27, 2020 204 Read More