San Francisco Startup Introduces Next Generation Aerial Taxi That Will Avoid 100% More Heroin Needles And Human Feces Rejected by the Babylon Bee San Francisco Startup Introduces Next Generation Aerial Taxi That Will Avoid 100% More Heroin Needles And Human Feces Ironic Commando May 20, 2021 Read More
New Pfizer COVID Vaccine Retains Efficacy While Liberals Endlessly Debate Which Minority Communities To Prioritize Rejected by the Babylon Bee New Pfizer COVID Vaccine Retains Efficacy While Liberals Endlessly Debate Which Minority Communities To Prioritize Ironic Commando February 23, 2021 Read More
Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Rejected by the Babylon Bee Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Ironic Commando February 18, 2021 Read More
Health Experts Recommend Gatherings Be Limited To 10 Democrats Rejected by the Babylon Bee Health Experts Recommend Gatherings Be Limited To 10 Democrats moogrogue November 13, 2020 Read More
John Legend Threatens To Leave Restaurant If Patrons Won’t Listen To Him Loudly Denounce Their Values Rejected by the Babylon Bee John Legend Threatens To Leave Restaurant If Patrons Won’t Listen To Him Loudly Denounce Their Values moogrogue September 27, 2020 Read More
Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Ironic Commando September 27, 2020 Read More
Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Rejected by the Babylon Bee Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Ironic Commando September 20, 2020 Read More
Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Rejected by the Babylon Bee Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Ironic Commando September 7, 2020 Read More
1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Ironic Commando August 29, 2020 Read More
CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Rejected by the Babylon Bee CDC Renames Virus “Cuomovirus” To Reflect NY Governor’s Role In Accelerating Pandemic Ironic Commando August 26, 2020 Read More
