Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1970s Singer-Songwriter Demands Bermuda-Domiciled Limited Partnership To Which He/She Sold Securitized Royalties Relinquish Its Rights Ironic CommandoFebruary 4, 2022March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Neil Young Demands Spotify Remove Joe Rogan Podcast, Turn Volume Down, Play 1940s Radio Plays, So He Can Fall Asleep Ironic CommandoJanuary 25, 2022March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Ultra-Woke Man Wants You To Recognize His Preferred Third Person Plural Independent Possessive Pronoun Ironic CommandoJune 19, 2021March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee San Francisco Startup Introduces Next Generation Aerial Taxi That Will Avoid 100% More Heroin Needles And Human Feces Ironic CommandoMay 20, 2021December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee New Pfizer COVID Vaccine Retains Efficacy While Liberals Endlessly Debate Which Minority Communities To Prioritize Ironic CommandoFebruary 23, 2021March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Airports Now Offering Rapid Democratic Party Registration For Traveling Politicians Ironic CommandoFebruary 18, 2021March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Trump Jumps Ahead In Polls As Celebrities Threaten To Leave USA Should He Be Reelected Ironic CommandoSeptember 27, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Flames From Urban Riots Merge With California Wildfires To Produce Largest-Ever Metaphor For Failure Of Liberal Governance Ironic CommandoSeptember 20, 2020December 28, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee Congress Criticized For Reopening Live Bat Markets In Capitol While Ordinary Americans Adhere To Lockdowns Ironic CommandoSeptember 7, 2020March 31, 2022
Rejected by the Babylon Bee 1,000 Monkeys On 1,000 Typewriters Quickly Reproduce Collected Works Of Paul Krugman Ironic CommandoAugust 29, 2020March 31, 2022
