Frustrated With Testing Delays, Boeing Renames 787 Jetliner “Horrorbird” And Commences Production 

CHICAGO – Boeing Airlines, America’s largest aerospace and defense corporation, has announced that they will soon bring the long-delayed 787 jet airliner to market under the name “Horrorbird.” The new name, which replaces “Dreamliner,” reflects a new spirit of bold risk-taking, adventure and haste that is expected to minimize the delays which have plagued some of the company’s projects.