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Speaking of demonic photos… Obama via the White House Flickr Feed. Nosferatu via the otherworldly horrors of German Expressionism. Here are some more…
Wikileaks Founder Refuses To Reveal Source Of Own Insecurity
SUPER-SECRET HIDING PLACE – Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, whose website has published large volumes of classified video and documents leaked from the…
The Typical Drive of a Chevy Volt
I’ve heard a lot of crowing recently about the Chevy Volt only getting 40 miles of all-electric driving. If you…
New iPhone Update Prevents Outbound Calls If User Is Mel Gibson
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple Inc. announced today that the next update to the iPhone operating system (iOS) will correct bugs that…
New Budget Airline Charges $7.50 To Identify Remains After Crash
KANSAS CITY, MO – A new ultra-low-cost airline offering dramatically discounted rates and an innovative a la carte pricing model will…
All New Apple Devices Will Be Sold Exclusively To Existing Apple Devices
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple, Inc. announced today that the consumer technology company will cease marketing to humans and begin developing…
Frustrated With Testing Delays, Boeing Renames 787 Jetliner “Horrorbird” And Commences Production
CHICAGO – Boeing Airlines, America’s largest aerospace and defense corporation, has announced that they will soon bring the long-delayed 787 jet…